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Feral Friday: Kudzu

Kudzu is a strange beastie that I find myself writing about with some regularity–and not just for my Feral Friday posts, although it’s almost always appropriate for those.

On one of the hottest afternoons of summer earlier this year–the kind of day when even the air conditioning starts to feel tired and discouraged–I stopped at a red light to wait my turn to go left across a crowded intersection. The straight-through lanes were still zipping along, so I knew I’d be there a while. Glancing around, I saw what looked like–just for a moment–some type of hulking, kudzu-covered thing ready to wrap its gnarled, leafy arms around me and…

The hideous, verdant shape lifted its leafy arms toward me, and then--

Quick-as-the-proverbial-flash (which I didn’t need, as it was still strong daylight), I whipped out my trusty Blackberry and snapped a pic of this virulent, violent vegetation as it advanced on me, trapped in the turn lane. It stopped in its muffled, root-bound tracks and looked a bit surprised, as if it wasn’t used to having its picture taken in mid-snarl.

Just then, the light turned green and the long line of cars in which I was stuck started moving through the intersection. I glanced back in the rearview mirror and I’m not sure, but I think the kudzu shape was waving at me, just a little.

Or maybe it was just a hint of a breeze, rustling through the secret spaces between those overly-lush tangles of leaves. Maybe…

P.S. Thank you, Karl Edward Wagner, for rendering kudzu even more creepy with the visceral thrills of your short story Where The Summer Ends.

Feral Friday: Strangers In The Night

Sometimes I wonder what I’ll post for Feral Friday…but I usually don’t wonder for long!

Last night at 2:30 a.m., Teddy woke up and merfed at me. I recognize most of his barks and growls and gurbles (a mix of growling and barking and trying to speak, all at the same time), and the ‘merf‘ means he’s awake, bored, and would like a rawhide chew, please, to help him get back to sleep. Since anything is better than listening to a terrier merf at you in the middle of the night, I generally comply with his merf-message.

We got as far as the living room before Teddy began skittering around, patting at *something* with his paws. I hoped it was a moth–he likes moths, and I don’t feel too much distress about him catching and eating them.

I turned on the light. Whatever it was that he was after…it wasn’t a moth.

I considered climbing up on a chair, but sometimes you have to be the grown-up–especially when it’s 2:30 in the morning and your bad little terrier has snapped up *something* and run under the bed with it. (That’s Teddy’s  standard M.O. when he’s gotten hold of something he doesn’t want me to take away.)

Teddy emerged on the other side of the bed and dropped what I finally saw was a small tree frog in a pool of drool that the frog’s slimy coating caused Teddy to produce. I also saw a large cricket that the frog must have nabbed just before Teddy interrupted that link in the food chain.

A green tree frog--they can also be olive or brown, like the one Teddy found

Reminding myself that I’m an adult–with opposable thumbs–I took charge:

  1. Took Teddy into the bathroom; rinsed his mouth and wiped his beard where he’d drooled all over himself. Contained him in the bathroom.
  2. Inspected the frog for damage and freed it from the clump of dog hair tangled around its frog-foot. (Clearly it’s been a little while since I dusted under the bed!) Frog was stunned and drooled-on, but not visibly wounded.
  3. Picked up frog gently and set it outside, in the rain, on a leaf. It sat up, collected itself, and got the heck out of dodge (after successfully getting the heck out of dog, moments before!).
  4. Cleaned up pool of drool; released  Teddy from the bathroom.
  5. Teddy promptly noticed–then ate–the cricket that was still at the scene.
  6. Completed mission to retrieve rawhide chew and returned to bed, where Teddy happily chewed himself to sleep.

Having just enjoyed a crunchy cricket snack, Teddy is perfectly at peace with the world

It took me a little longer to fall asleep after all that, but then again, I didn’t have a rawhide treat to help me relax…

Feral Friday: Surprise!

For special occasions, my family always gives me excellent, well-planned, delightful presents  that I love. My brother also likes to wrap things creatively, which makes his gifts almost as much fun to look at as they are to open.

In fact, I liked this gift-wrapping so much that I keep it in my office just to brighten my day when my eyes fall on it…and it seemed like just the thing for a Feral Friday post. (It even looks a little feral. like you might just get a surprise if you tried to tear it off the package. I was very careful with it…)

Surprise!

Feral Friday: Foolish Kisses

There are all kinds of kisses in the world–including foolish ones–and this is one of my favorites: being kissed by a fool (literally!) just outside the Tower of London.

Kissed by a fool

I like the modern cityscape behind us (especially the ‘Gherkin,’ as that odd, pointy, pickle-shaped building to the left is known) contrasted with the age and history of the Tower.

And I like the fool’s cap*, too, in all its foolishness, as well as his slightly prominent front tooth. I wonder who he’s fooling today, or if a less-foolish employment opportunity has been awarded him since then?

Whatever the rest of the story, thank goodness for Feral Fridays and foolish kisses!

* Apparently there IS a connection between a fool’s cap and the type/size of paper that bears the same name…who knew? I feel foolish (not really)!

Feral Friday: This Mug Sayeth A Mug-full!

When it comes to meetings, this mug's mug sayeth a mug-full!

 A friend gave me this delightful face mug for my birthday–she found him at City Market in Asheville and I’m glad she thought of me!

The expression on his face…er…mug…clearly indicates his feelings about meetings, so I let him do the talking while I just sit back and enjoy his contents (usually a mug of Charleston Tea with a hint of cream). He was handmade by a local potter, and as soon as I find out who that mug-maker is, I’ll share. He’s marked “DR” on his bottom side, so that may be a clue.

In the meantime, enjoy the mug on this mug. I think you’ll agree that it sayeth a mug-full!

Feral Fridays: Where The Wild Things Are

I took a day off from work and enjoyed being at home. Whilst (a word I love!) on my front porch swing (a line that invariably invokes Jimmy Buffett and Margaritaville, even though I was not strumming my six-string), I watched a lizard basking in what passed for sunlight today (very gloomy for mid-June).

After I made several stealthy attempts to snap a pic, the lizard (probably an Eastern fence lizard, from its appearance) skittered away from me around a porch post and I found it atop a pair of old pet nail clippers that have been quietly rusting on the porch rail for a couple of years. I got a close-up, finally, and I particularly like its scritchy little lizard-fingers.

Where are the wild things? Well, on this Feral Friday, the wildest thing I saw was on top of the clippers on my porch rail.

Brown lizard atop pet nail clippers

Feral Friday: May 13, 2011

Feral Friday:  my version of the more common “Wordless Wednesday” post in which a thought is illustrated with an image rather than words. (There will be some words, though; I just can’t help myself!)

Big Ol' Turtle Rock

 
Somewhere along Hominy Creek, you can see this big rock sticking up out of the water.
 
When my parents moved from West Asheville to Candler in August, 1971, I was 2-and-a-half. (Don’t bother with the math–it was 40 years ago and yes, now you know my age, too.) There were no car seats for kids in those days, and virtually no seat belts, and we mostly sat in our mom’s laps and leaned out the windows (and mostly all survived, thank goodness).
 
When we passed this stretch of the creek, my mom told me to look for “that big old turtle rock” that looked like a giant tortoise lumbering upstream. (It already had moss on it then, but the grass and weeds are a fairly new development in the last 15 or so years.) (The rusty oil drum hung up in the rocks nearby is an even newer development, unfortunately.)
 
When the creek floods, the turtle will be submerged for a few days, but he always comes back, headed upstream against the current. No matter where I go, or for how long, I check on the turtle when I come home.
 
Thanks, Mom, for having imagination enough to make the world a more interesting place for all of us!
 

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