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Feral Friday: Bele Chere

If madness has a name, it must be Bele Chere in downtown Asheville.

There's nothing like a flamingo hat to make you stand out in a crowd

I decided to avoid the rush to get into town by getting out of town–I took off Thursday and Friday in order to avoid the crowds.
Some locals probably still love Bele Chere, but I think most of us are happy to pursue other interests during the last weekend of July and leave the streets of Asheville to the visitors who turn out in droves to eat, drink, and be merry (and line up to use port-a-johns broiling in the sun, and experience monsoon conditions if an afternoon shower hits, and see sights and wonders that make you wonder where these folks live the other 362 days of the year, and…).

Been there, done that; don’t need another T-shirt.

Even The Jolly Green Giant, Mr. Peanut, and Tony the Tiger show up for Bele Chere!

Happy 3-day festival of scorching sunburns, hemp dog-collar booths, disturbing sights and smells, unhappy children, surly adults, public sloppiness of every kind, and the best people-watching of the year (I’ll miss that part of it, but not enough to bother with actually going to Bele Chere)!

Beer City Is “Here City”

If you’d have told me that Asheville would one day win Beer City USA 2011 honors (check out celebratory video from G Social Media) over major beer-towns like Portland, OR and Boston, I probably would have believed it. I’ve watched this town closely for most of my life, and I’ve focused primarily on the downtown area since 1985, when I decided that Wall Street–which was pretty much the only thing happening then–was way cooler than the mall.

Completely random downtown memories:

  • 1985: My sisters gave me a “raspberry beret” from Wings (on Wall Street). Can you guess what song was all the rage at that time?
  • 1986: Saw Weird Al Yankovic in concert in the ‘Thomas Woof Music Hall’ on Wall Street. (Venue named for the owner’s dog, I believe.)
  • Also 1986: I bought a pair of vintage rhinestone earrings at Lexington Courtyard (later became Vincent’s Ear, and  quite a few other things after that)–they cost more than my $25-on-sale prom dress that I got at the…mall.
  • 1988-ish: My friends and I watched a youth–clad only in rubber lederhosen–making some type of “arrangement” with a shadowy figure in a big Mercedes in front of the old Federal Building on Otis Street.
  • Late 80′s: I had my clothes nearly rained off as I ran down Patton Avenue from the BB&T Building during an annual Bele Chere monsoon. I ran through a river of water, holding my clothes up with both hands.

And now Asheville is being discovered right and left by the rest of the world (but some of us were Asheville, when Asheville wasn’t cool!).

Bele Chere 2008

Asheville's City Building wears a Bele Chere banner

The City Building, all decked out for Bele Chere.

It’s that time again–Asheville’s biggest party of the year, and one of the biggest outdoor festivals in the Southeast: Bele Chere. Asheville’s been throwing this shindig for 30 years, believe it or not, and folks are still packing the place to wander the streets, eat strange foods, and gawk at others.

I remember the first Bele Chere three decades ago, and if memory serves, it took place a little later in the year–maybe September? Haywood Street was closed to traffic and there were a few booths near Pack Memorial Library (it had recently moved from its original location on Pack Square), and one stage featuring a bluegrass band. We wandered around for a few minutes, but there was nothing much to see or do. What I really remember? On the way downtown, we stopped at Wendy’s (there was only one then, on Patton Ave.) and tried their new chili for the first time.

Fast forward 30 years, and Bele Chere has become a massive free-for-all of street vendors, artists, crafters, hucksters, informational pitchers, meat-on-sticks, deep-fried-candy-bars, sponsors, fight-to-legalize-hempsters, mendhi painters, locals, tourists, sunburns, late-summer-downpours, brewers, local restaurants, funnel cakes, sunburns, panting dogs, crying children, men-in-dresses, aging hippies, blaring music, armadas of port-a-johns, kiddy rides, semi-naked teen girls, dancing, drumming, grooving, tattoos, piercings, pay-to-park, blocked streets, sell-your-mama-for-a-seat-in-the-shade kind of festival. And those are just the highlights!

For some, it’s a wide-open-anything-goes kind of weekend in late July. For others, it’s a huge hassle that renders downtown Asheville impassable for three days. The city always declares each Bele Chere more successful than the previous one, and supposedly it attracts about 350,000 people to town each summer. There are a lot of local businesses that shut down for the duration, preferring to lose potential cash flow rather than face the hoardes and their endless search for bathrooms because 1) they’re too desperate to wait  or 2) they’re not desperate enough to use the portable facilities that have been festering in the sun all day.

Bele Chere signpost at College St. & Lexington Ave.

I work downtown, right in the heart of Bele Chere, and though I still enjoy parts of it, it’s definitely lost some of its luster for me after all these years. Getting to work on the opening Friday is an exercise in futility. For example: yesterday, I had to back halfway down a city street and take a weird route through an alley and a parking lot, then rely on a (surly) volunteer to hold up a yellow caution tape barrier and direct me through a crowd of vendors and on-lookers to access my building. Leaving required the same process in reverse, but at least I could drive the normal direction and not worry as much about backing over anyone (or their handwoven hemp-and-crystal dog collar booth).

Patton Avenue view

Oh, well. If you’re an Ashevillain, you know you’re here to stay. And whether you love it or hate, it looks like Bele Chere is here to stay, too.

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