Top 10 Survival Tips For Horror Movie Scenarios

5 thoughts on “Top 10 Survival Tips For Horror Movie Scenarios”

  1. Very good tips, but you left out one:

    If it appears that you have killed the monster in question, never, EVER lean back over to check if it is really dead.

    1. Excellent point–I think that’s Survival Tip #11! (Because you know you didn’t kill it the first time you check and it’s going to rise up and say “rowrrrrrr!” at you!)

  2. And another: when the police inform you that the ghoulish phone calls you’ve been receiving are coming from right inside your own house, just get the heck out of there! Like through the window if one is closer than the door! Don’t just stand there once the music starts, or you’re doomed.

    1. Another excellent point–that’s #12! How many semi-naked teens do we have to lose before they can be educated well enough to survive these common Horror Movie scenarios?

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